Elder Hardt and Elder Jordan
Mormon Boyz says: Elder Hardt has a new calling: to find out all he can about Elder Jordan.
It was the actions of a shirtless Elder Jordan which resulted in a mission-wide ban on P-day beach volleyball.
His washboard abs proved to be too disruptive after a number of the other elders in his zone kept getting involuntary erections every time he took off his shirt.
To keep their young minds and loins centered on the work, and to gain better authoritative control of the situation (milk before meat), the mission president banned the sport altogether.
Although this wasn’t the first time Elder Jordan’s reputation had raised eyebrows in the mission office, it seemed to be the final straw. …but in a good way.
Soon after, the mission president felt moved to transfer Elder Jordan to the mission home, and assign him to Elder Hardt (one of the Assistants to the President (A.P.)) as a new temporary companion; sort of like an extended workover.
